Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Damien Darko (2011)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : [they're squabbling over the stapler]  I know you! Your stupid tricks won't work!

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, look!

  [Dan actually falls for it] 

  Blair Waldorf : Georgina's baby!

  [grabs the stapler and runs off with it] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : [discussion around bathroom mirror]  Breakfast with Ben. And don't lecture. He's a nice person, a nice innocent person who deserves a friend after what my Mom did to him.

  Blair Waldorf : Lots of mascara for a friend. But... you can have breakfast with whomever you want. I don't judge. Well, *today* I don't.

  [Serena giggles] 

  Blair Waldorf : Because today everything is new and fresh and golden.

  [happy smile] 

  Blair Waldorf : Today, my internship begins.

  Serena van der Woodsen : You finally gonna tell me where it is?

  Blair Waldorf : It's too important.

  [hands flitter in hair] 

  Blair Waldorf : I can't jinx it! I'll tell you after my first day, but... I must go.

  Serena van der Woodsen : You realize most offices aren't even open this early. Unless... you're interning at a donut shop.

  Blair Waldorf : I want to be early. What's wrong with being early? Catch the worm!

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'll see you at the party tonight. And... good luck at your new job at the mayor's office, or the Whitney or CIA or... whatever.

  [as Blair goes off] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : This is like living with Don Draper.

• Blair Waldorf : [arguing with Dan over internship at W magazine]  And the only reason you're still here is because nobody asked you "Who's Givenchy?"

• Blair Waldorf : [seems to have been outsmarted by Dan]  OMG, I was just poleaxed by a poor person!