- Dorota Kishlovsky: With everything that's happened to Mr. Chuck and Miss Serena, I also know you want to get out of the Dodge.
- Blair Waldorf: [impatiently] Out of Dodge. It's a place, not a pickup truck.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [woke up in some motel, now phones 911] My name is Serena van der Woodsen. I don't know where I am or how I got here. Please help.
- [groans]
- Dan Humphrey: What's the last thing you remember? Like, what do you know for certain?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Heading into the party to look for you. You were the one I came to kiss. You and only you. That's the one thing I'm certain of. The only thing I still am.
- Dan Humphrey: Get your stuff.
- [she smiles appreciatively]
- Juliet Sharp: [secret meeting with Lily] Like we talked about last week, as long as the check arrives each month, the past stays in the past.