- Jenna Maroney: Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
- Jenna Maroney: Liz, last night was a disaster. And not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.
- Paul: Well, I have to go to work. My new manager is making us wear name tags. I might as well be working at a roller-skating drag-queen restaurant under Taliban rule!
- Jack Donaghy: Lemon, what are you doing? Is Kenneth your therapist?
- Liz Lemon: Well, kind of.
- Jack Donaghy: He can't handle that! Look at his head shape. He has no brain pan!
- Liz Lemon: Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
- Jack Donaghy: That's an excellent question. The answer is, questions like that.