- Liz Lemon: You know, usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler, but today, I feel like... Hitler in Germany.
- Jack Donaghy: [Lemon is telling a longwinded tale] Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm going to live forever.
- Jack Donaghy: Look: the display is malfunctioning.
- TK-421 Microwave: Defrost. Power. Time left: pizza.
- Jack Donaghy: Oh really? That's how much time is left? Pizza?