30 Rock (TV Series)

It's Never Too Late for Now (2011)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : Meanwhile, I just got worked over by my Trinidadian night nurse. I made every mistake you can in a negotiation: I spoke first, I smiled, I negotiated with myself. If I had done that in a mock negotiation in business school, Professor Widmer would have spanked me in front of the whole class - bare bottom!

  Liz Lemon : OK, but it's harder with someone like a nanny, right? I mean, there's an emotional component: she takes care of your baby.

  Jack Donaghy : Lemon, you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would have given you a "Good Job" spanking!

  Liz Lemon : What IS business school?

• Jack Donaghy : In addition, I have a huge presentation coming up. Meeting Magazine is already calling it "the first great meeting of the decade."

• Jack Donaghy : Lemon, a word. Hang on. Recent breakup, fanny pack, cat? Quick. Who is the lead character on NCIS?

  Liz Lemon : Special Agent Jethro Gibbs.

  Jack Donaghy : In your office, now.

• Liz Lemon : There's only one question I can't answer. Who was Anders? An old Harvard chum of Toofer's? The son of one of Jack's senator friends?

  Jack Donaghy : He certainly wasn't a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart recommended to me.

• Jack Donaghy : Do you realize what you're doing to me, Sherry? You're unraveling the very fabric of who I am. I negotiate for a living, and I never lose. And now I have to go negotiate with my colleagues at Kabletown after having been reamed by a woman wearing Winnie the Pooh hospital pants. I don't have what you have, Sherry. A brand-new baby that they've poured time and money and love into. Some helpless, pathetic, useless thing that would die if left alo...

  [realizing] 

  Jack Donaghy : Oh, God, I do have that. I have NBC.