The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Agreement Dissection (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I have to skip the chit-chat. Emergency.
Leonard Hofstadter : What kind of emergency?
Sheldon Cooper : Mathematical. 32 ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [as Sheldon counts down the "self destruct sequence"] It's blackmail!
Priya Koothrappali : We give up.
Leonard Hofstadter : This is ridiculous.
[unplugs the laptop]
Sheldon Cooper : It's a laptop with a full charge. Honestly, what do you see in him?
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Leonard Hofstadter : No offense, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that's happened today.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries and your face.
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Sheldon Cooper : This is Greek food? Leonard, you hate Greek food.
Leonard Hofstadter : Not as much as you.
Sheldon Cooper : fine. I'm nothing if not adaptable.
Leonard Hofstadter : I got you the lamb kabob.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you.
[Sheldon takes a bite and begins to chew vigorously]
Sheldon Cooper : If you think about it, Greek food isn't that far from Italian food. They share a spice palette.
[Chews]
Sheldon Cooper : And what a civilization is the Greeks'.
[Chews some more]
Sheldon Cooper : They gave us science, democracy... and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.
[Spits out kabob]
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Sheldon Cooper : Do you remember what happened to the alien, played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin, in the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence and threatened to blow up the Enterprise and kill them both unless he gave in?
Sheldon Cooper : Affirmative. Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Activate self-destruct sequence. Code 1-1-A-2-B.
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[last lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : [yells at her screeching monkey] They were out of menthol; get off my back!
[to Sheldon]
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's not easy living with a temperamental little primate.
Leonard Hofstadter : [off-screen] C'mon, Priya, just admit I embarrass you!
Sheldon Cooper : You're preaching to the choir, sister.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, are you in the shower?
Leonard Hofstadter : I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!
Sheldon Cooper : I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now!
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Moot! Rendered unimportant by recent events!
Leonard Hofstadter : I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!