The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Herb Garden Germination (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Priya Koothrappali : [about Raj] I found poems he wrote about her. Very disturbing. "Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet."
Leonard : Oh. That's hard to believe.
Priya Koothrappali : Yes. And for years everyone in my family was convinced he was the... clarinet enthusiast.
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Priya Koothrappali : By the way, a fellow at work said I could use his Dodger tickets this weekend. Does that sound like fun?
Leonard : Well, yeah! Dodgers are baseball, right?
Priya Koothrappali : You need to explain the game to me.
Leonard : Mmm, it's complicated, but as I remember it the essentials are get chosen last, get hit by the ball, cry, go home.
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[last lines]
Amy : [to Penny] Just stopped by to let you know I'm getting orthotics. Also I'm carrying Sheldon's baby. Mum's the word.
[Amy, walking down the stairs, meets Leonard, who is coming up looking at his cell phone]
Leonard : You're *pregnant*?
Amy : Wow. Is there anything on there about orthotics?
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Sheldon : I've been thinking about Dr. Greene's efforts to make science palatable for the masses.
Leonard : Yeah? What about it?
Sheldon : That's all. I've just been thinking about it. Now I'm thinking about fractal equations. Now I'm thinking about the origin of the phrase "train of thought." Now I'm thinking about trains.
Raj Koothrappali : Are you listening to this guy?
Howard Wolowitz : Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, I was somewhere else.
Leonard : Lucky bastard!
Sheldon : Now I'm thinking about Jell-o.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, everybody, I got something I want to ask Bernadette, and I can't think of a better time than when I'm with all my friends.
Leonard : Oh, hold on, Howard. There's lots of better times.
Raj Koothrappali : Leonard, please. The man is talking. Let him get it out, and let the chips fall where they may.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you. Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, God. What's happening?
Howard Wolowitz : I know things haven't been perfect with us, and we've had our problems, but I just have to tell you, from the moment I...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard, let me just stop you right here.
Raj Koothrappali : This is it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, what?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yes, I will marry you.
Howard Wolowitz : You will?
Raj Koothrappali : You will?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I will. I will!
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I love you so much.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I love you, too.
Leonard : Congratulations!
Priya Koothrappali : Oh, it's so exciting.
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[Howard has announced his intention to propose to Bernadette, but Leonard and Sheldon heard that she was planning on breaking up with him]
Leonard : Poor guy. He's gonna be blindsided.
Raj Koothrappali : [grinning like an idiot] I know. It'll be awful!
Sheldon : Why are you smiling?
Leonard : [knowing Raj has a crush on Bernadette] Yeah, Raj, why?