The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Herb Garden Germination (2011)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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Quotes 

• Amy : Sheldon and I engaged in sexual intercourse. In other news, I'm thinking of starting an herb garden. Mum's the word! Gotta go!

• [Amy is telling Sheldon about her addiction research] 

  Amy : I recently trained a capuchin monkey to smoke cigarettes.

  Sheldon : Have you learned anything?

  Amy : Yes. He looks much cooler than the non-smoking monkeys. Although it's not much of a contest. The other monkeys just sit around and masturbate.

• [last lines] 

  Amy : [to Penny]  Just stopped by to let you know I'm getting orthotics. Also I'm carrying Sheldon's baby. Mum's the word.

  [Amy, walking down the stairs, meets Leonard, who is coming up looking at his cell phone] 

  Leonard : You're *pregnant*?

  Amy : Wow. Is there anything on there about orthotics?

• Sheldon : I'm no stranger to memetic epidemiology. At Johnson Elementary School, the phrase "Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire.

  Amy : I should think so. That's gold.

• Amy : I described your lovemaking as aloof, but effective.

  Sheldon : I wish you hadn't done that! That's going to make me a chick magnet, and I'm so busy as it is.

• Amy : [proposing her gossip experiment]  Are you familiar with meme theory?

  Sheldon : I'm familiar with everything, but go on.

• [first lines] 

  Brian Greene : My new book, 'The Hidden Reality', takes on a grand question: Is *our* universe the only universe? You see, there's a growing belief among scientists like me that ours may only be one among many universes populating a gigantic cosmos. In 'The Hidden Reality' I explore this possibility without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics on the part of the reader.

  Sheldon : [to Amy]  Hysterical.

  Amy : [to Sheldon]  I'm glad you talked me into this. We work so hard sometimes it's nice to goof off and do something silly.

  Sheldon : Agreed. Yo, wait 'til you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd. You may actually believe you're in a comedy club.

  Brian Greene : You can think about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle much like the special order menu that you find in certain Chinese restaurants where you have dishes in column A and other dishes in column B, and if you order the first dish in column A you can't order the corresponding dish in column B; that's sort of like the Uncertainty Principle.

  Sheldon : Ba-dum-bump.

• Amy : I'm glad you talked me into this. We work so hard, sometimes, it's nice to goof off and do something silly.

• Amy : Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you. The meme has reached full penetration.

  Sheldon : Pun intended?

  Amy : No. Happy accident.

  Sheldon : This is remarkable. Took less than 24 hours.

  Amy : I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.

  Sheldon : Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a blow-by-blow, as it were.

  Amy : Pun intended?

  Sheldon : I'm sorry, what pun?

• Amy : Do you have any ethical qualms regarding human experimentation?

  Sheldon : It's one of the few forms of interaction with people that I don't find repellent.