The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Toast Derivation (2011)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• [Usual gang and Priya are gossiping about Sheldon] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?

  Priya : Oh, God! You're kidding?

  Raj Koothrappali : Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterward and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could've put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

  [all laugh] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Bam! Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

• [Sheldon has come over to Raj's after his get-together didn't go the way he wanted it to] 

  Sheldon Cooper : [knocking on front door]  All my friends?

  [knocking] 

  Sheldon Cooper : All my friends?

  [knocking] 

  Sheldon Cooper : All my friends?

  Howard Wolowitz : I think it's like "Beetlejuice"; we said his name too many times.

• Priya : Sheldon's a bit quirky, isn't he?

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh please, that crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rearview mirror.