The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Toast Derivation (2011)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : I thought you were with your new friends.

  Sheldon Cooper : I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

• [Usual gang and Priya are gossiping about Sheldon] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?

  Priya : Oh, God! You're kidding?

  Raj Koothrappali : Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterward and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could've put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

  [all laugh] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Bam! Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

• [Sheldon is having a get-together with a new group of friends] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : You're having people over?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Must be killing you wondering who. Fine, I'll tell you. Stuart from the comic book store, Barry Kripke from the university, Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack, and TV's Levar Burton.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Levar Burton's coming over?

  Sheldon Cooper : Possible. I tweeted him.

• Sheldon Cooper : I just realized, we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.

  Leonard Hofstadter : So don't watch TV. Read a book.

  Sheldon Cooper : And be a social pariah? You know that's not my style.

• Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you're just in time. We made Tex-Mex.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds great.

  Sheldon Cooper : Ooh, Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.

• Priya : There's no assigned seats, Sheldon. Just sit anywhere, make yourself comfortable.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, what fun. We're like hippies at a love-in.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Just sit here.

  Sheldon Cooper : Right on, man, right on.