The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Benefactor Factor (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Sheldon Cooper : I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, I didn't do it for the money.

  Sheldon Cooper : She stiffed you?

  Penny : I believe that's what your roommate did to *her*.

  Sheldon Cooper : What?

  Penny : Again, read the book we gave you!

• Penny : [to Leonard]  Good morning, slut!

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Penny : Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, wow!

  Howard Wolowitz : Yess!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.

  Sheldon Cooper : Why?

  Penny : Okay, we can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you.

• Leonard Hofstadter : She hit on me.

  Howard Wolowitz : Wait, wait, are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I think so.

  Howard Wolowitz : You lucky duck.

  Penny : You're really a broken toy, aren't you?

• Howard Wolowitz : Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochus.

  Penny : Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go to a fancy party wearing a dicky.

  Howard Wolowitz : Excuse me, my girl friend doesn't pick out my clothes. My mother does.

• Penny : What was that about me trading sexual favors for material gain?

  Sheldon Cooper : It's a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit's due.