The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Thespian Catalyst (2011)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : Somebody took pictures and uploaded them to their Flickr account.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Wow. How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?

  Howard Wolowitz : Apparently, if you're Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back.

• Leonard Hofstadter : I found another tweet from a student at Sheldon's lecture: "Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject and managed to make it completely insufferable. Plus, he looks like a giant insect."

  Howard Wolowitz : Listen to this one: "Does Einstein's theory explain why time flies when you're having fun, but when you're listening to Dr. Cooper, it falls out of the sky dead?"

• Sheldon Cooper : I didn't wanna teach those poopy heads anyway!

  Howard Wolowitz : FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.

• Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette has needs.

  Raj Koothrappali : What kind of needs?

  Howard Wolowitz : Sexual needs.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Most of them regular, some of them kind of messed up.