The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis (2010)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.

  Raj Koothrappali : Five million, three hundred eighteen thousand and eight?

  Sheldon Cooper : Wrong. The best number is 73. You're probably wondering why.

  Howard Wolowitz : No.

  Raj Koothrappali : We're good.

  Sheldon Cooper : 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th, and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying - hang on to your hats - seven and three. Heh? Heh? Did I lie?

  Leonard Hofstadter : We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.

  Sheldon Cooper : Chuck Norris wishes. In binary, 73 is a palindrome: 1001001, which backwards is 1001001. Exactly the same. All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is "sirron kcuhc."

  Raj Koothrappali : Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down, it spells "boobies."

• [last lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : You realize you can't win.

  Howard Wolowitz : I prefer to think that I can't lose.

  Raj Koothrappali : You're wrong. It's only a matter of time before you fall into Rat Man's Rat Trap.

  Howard Wolowitz : You pathetic fool, if there were a rat catcher wouldn't it catch Rat Man?

  Raj Koothrappali : Just because I didn't express myself well doesn't mean my underlying point wasn't valid, you bloviating buffoon.

  Howard Wolowitz : You narcissistic nincompoop.

  Raj Koothrappali : You crimson coward. Oh, Leonard, wake up; you're missing some very excellent superhero quips.

• Howard Wolowitz : Who'd want to become Ratman?

  Raj Koothrappali : Who wouldn't. You could zip through a maze in nothing flat, squeeze through really small holes, and shut down restaurants in a single bound. And the best part of it is, if I were Ratman, you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.

  Howard Wolowitz : Mouse Boy?

  Raj Koothrappali : Oh, you don't like Mouse Boy? How about Kid Vermin?