The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Robotic Manipulation (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Althea : What is this?
Howard Wolowitz : It's a robot arm.
Althea : Where's the rest of the robot?
Howard Wolowitz : I just built the arm.
Althea : Because that's all you needed, right?
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Raj Koothrappali : [skeptically] You slipped and fell into a robot hand.
Howard Wolowitz : [embarrassed about what he was really doing] Yes.
Raj Koothrappali : Penis first?
Howard Wolowitz : Yes. Now, help me!
Leonard Hofstadter : I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that, as well.
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Althea : I need a orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
Howard Wolowitz : You think you could you be a little more discreet?
Althea : I'm sorry, we don't have a code for "robot hand grasping a man's penis".
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Sheldon Cooper : Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm guessing that future historians will comdemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about Howard's robot arm] Impressive, but we must be cautious.
Howard Wolowitz : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't think that's gonna happen, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : No one ever does. That's why it happens.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me, could you help us out?
Althea : [seeing Howard with the robot arm on his junk] My, my, my. What do we have here?
Howard Wolowitz : I slipped and fell.
Althea : Yeah, we get that a lot.
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Penny : Sheldon has a girlfriend?
Sheldon Cooper : She's not my girlfriend.
Penny : Ah... d-d-d-d... How did they meet?
Howard Wolowitz : Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site, and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
Penny : Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.
Howard Wolowitz : Or, as we call them, "Shamy".
Penny : Shamy. I am so digging the Shamy!
Sheldon Cooper : All right, everyone pay attention. Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler. Yes, she is female. Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.
Penny : Okay, well, what do you communicate about?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.
[taking a drink of water, Penny spits it out in surprise, and Howard uses his robot arm to pass her a napkin]
Penny : Thank you.
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Howard Wolowitz : [using his robot arm to give himself a massage] Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand.
[he perks up, then turns and glances at the hand]
Howard Wolowitz : [getting an idea] Hmm...
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[to get the robot arm off of Howard's junk, Leonard and Raj lead him into the emergency room]
Howard Wolowitz : Don't tug! No tugging.
Raj Koothrappali : Next time, take your own advice.
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Howard Wolowitz : I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space. If you continue the program, it's going to start twisting.
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Penny : [Howard demonstrates his robotic arm] That's amazing.
Sheldon Cooper : I wouldn't say amazing. At best, it's a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes?
[Howard types on his laptop; his robot arm swings around and extends its first two fingers]
Sheldon Cooper : Peace?
Howard Wolowitz : [intending something else] No, not peace. Hang on.
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Penny : [about Howard's robot arm] Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?
Howard Wolowitz : You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.
Penny : You stole it?
Howard Wolowitz : Borrowed. The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.
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Penny : Ooh, what's that?
Howard Wolowitz : That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed for extravehicular repairs on the International Space Station.
Penny : Oh, cool.
Howard Wolowitz : Ask me to pass the soy sauce.
Penny : Oh, does that come up much on the space station?
Howard Wolowitz : Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.
Penny : All right. Pass the soy sauce.
Howard Wolowitz : Coming up.
Leonard Hofstadter : [breaking the awkward silence as Howard types on his laptop] So, how's work?
Penny : Oh, it's not bad. Kinda hungry.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, we all are.
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Howard Wolowitz : There you have it, gentlemen. Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.
Raj Koothrappali : And it only took 28 minutes.