NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)
Special Delivery (2010)
Chris O'Donnell: G. Callen
Quotes
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Sam Hanna : Hetty's Birthday. Every year it's the same thing. She doesn't want a gift. She doesn't want a party.
Marty Deeks : So every year you give her a gift and throw her a party.
Kensi Blye : Of course.
Marty Deeks : What if she really doesn't want one?
Sam Hanna : What if she says she doesn't and really does?
Marty Deeks : Her feelings could be hurt if you don't
Sam Hanna : Exactly.
Marty Deeks : On the other hand, she's going to be really angry if she actually doesn't and you do.
'G' Callen : Exactly.
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Sam Hanna : I was a receiver. A damn good wide receiver.
'G' Callen : You wanted to be quarterback.
Sam Hanna : Everybody wants to be a quarterback. Quarterbacks are the stars. Quarterbacks get all the glory, get the applause.
'G' Callen : They get girls.
Sam Hanna : Eh, that too.
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Sam Hanna : It's LA. Even a troll could score a supermodel if he's rolling large.
'G' Callen : Where does that leave us?
Sam Hanna : Aw, don't sweat it, G. I have a charming personality.
'G' Callen : Uh huh.
Sam Hanna : And you - you're kind of screwed.
'G' Callen : I attract more of a - an intellectual type.
Sam Hanna : Oh yeah? Good luck with that.
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Sam Hanna : This place is flavor of the month. Four weeks to get a res. It's LA.
'G' Callen : Then we do what everybody else in LA does.
Sam Hanna : Buy our way in?
'G' Callen : Lie.
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'G' Callen : Eric, get me a name for Corporal Andrew Peterson's girlfriend in San Ysidro. I need it fast.
Eric Beale : Name?
'G' Callen : Ellen. No last.
Nell Jones : Do they always expect miracles?
Eric Beale : [Eric sighs] Pretty much.