NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Enemy Within (2011)

Eric Christian Olsen: Marty Deeks

Quotes 

• Marty Deeks : [Deeks shoots a Hetty Target on the range]  Uh... Oops.

  Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Cheeky bastard.

• Marty Deeks : Did you get the little Hetty note?

  Special Agent Kensi Blye : No. By the way, there's no such thing as a "little Hetty note." There's a "Big Hetty Note." There's a "Holy Moly Hetty Note." There's an "Oh Dear God! Hetty Note."

• Marty Deeks : [about some courses]  "Offensive Driving" Really? This is Los Angeles. Everybody's driving is offensive. Besides, I've already taken that.

• Marty Deeks : Well, if he's so dangerous, why are you risking your life to save him?

  Lt. Commander Chambers : Assasination is rarely the answer. If he gets shot, someone else will take his place - statistically speaking.