Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Beef (2010)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : I don't trust a guy who wears drawstring pants.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : So either Vargas was renting out his pants, or somebody else is setting him up.
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John Munch : [Birds chirp in a cage] If only they could talk.
Dr. Melinda Warner : Well I'm no Dr. Dolittle, but a swab of the dog's mouth might tell us if he bit the perp while trying to protect her.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Need a vet?
Dr. Melinda Warner : No, I can do it, come here, boy.
[swabs dog's mouth, pauses]
John Munch : You alright?
Dr. Melinda Warner : Yeah. He's just a dead ringer for my dog, Petey.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I didn't know you had a dog.
Dr. Melinda Warner : Yeah, with my job, it's great to come home to something breathing.
John Munch : Yeah, we had a dog once. My father tripped over her one night and brought her back to the pound the next day.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Lie down with men... .
[shakes head and looks at victim murdered in her bed]