Futurama (TV Series)

Lethal Inspection (2010)

Lauren Tom: Amy Wong

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Quotes 

• Bender : Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

  Turanga Leela : Violent outbursts.

  Amy Wong : General sluttiness.

  Philip J. Fry : Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

• Bender : Oh, no, they've killed me! Put me in my Sunday best and stick me in a box. Now they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground. Oh, here come the worms! Ha ha ha ha!

  Philip J. Fry : You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you were really dead.

  Bender : Nu-uh, because in case you didn't know, I'm a robot.

  Philip J. Fry : So? You could die if something heavy fell on you, like a church.

  Bender : My backup unit makes a backup copy of me every day, so if something happens to my body, I just download that copy into another body. I'm immortal, baby!

  Amy Wong : What? Then how come you scream every time there's danger?

  Bender : I didn't say I wasn't a drama queen.

• Turanga Leela : You can't just go to the Central Bureaucracy. Bureaucrats are officious little pencil pushers who blend into the walls.

  Hermes Conrad : [Wearing a shirt that matches the wall]  I beg to differ.

  Bender : Stinking bureaucrats. I hate 'em!

  Turanga Leela : Of course, you could get a seasoned bureaucrat to guide you.

  Bender : Hermes, old buddy!

  Hermes Conrad : Old buddy? 8.4 seconds ago you hated me.

  Bender : Time heals all wounds.

  Hermes Conrad : All right, I'll help you, but only to show you that we're not pencil pushers.

  Amy Wong : Are you taking your pocket filing cabinet?

  Hermes Conrad : None of your beeswax.