Futurama (TV Series)

Ghost in the Machines (2011)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Preacherbot, Robot God

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Quotes 

• Hermes Conrad : As you can see, since Bender's death, request to bite one's shiny metal ass are down 98%.

  [Scruffy comes in vacuuming] 

  Hermes Conrad : Do you mind doing that later?

  Scruffy : Bite my shiny, metal ass.

• Preacherbot : Wear this at all times, and no robot ghost shall harm you. It also keeps cats off the couch, by killing them.

• [first lines] 

  Hermes Conrad : Listen up people. As long as nothing happens for the next 15 minutes, our insurance will be reinstated. So, let's just sit quietly and run out the clock.

  [sits down] 

  Hermes Conrad : [brief pause while the group sits quietly] 

  Amy Wong : [stands, screams in terror, and points]  A giant sausage!

  [All yell in terror] 

  Hermes Conrad : [gets up and flails arms]  Oh, God, no! Get out of here you horrific sausage!

  Turanga Leela : Wait! Isn't today the parade? It's just a giant balloon.

  Philip J. Fry : Giant balloon?

  [grips chair and screams in terror] 

• Dr. Zoidberg : Hey, look.

  [points] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : A fog is rolling in.

  Hermes Conrad : No, that's just the Jamaican pride float.

  Amy Wong : Looks like it's speeding up.

  Hermes Conrad : Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!

• Philip J. Fry : I miss him so much.

  [speaking of Bender, who is dead] 

  Hermes Conrad : There, there, Fry. He may be gone, but he'll always be with us as a trashcan.

  [unscrewing Bender's head, placing it on the floor, and using it as a trashcan]