Ronal the Barbarian (2011)

Ole Ernst: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them]  In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

  Narrator : But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

  [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves] 

  Narrator : He freed humankind and led them to victory.

  [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest] 

  Narrator : But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

  [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot] 

  Narrator : Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

  [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]