Community (TV Series)

The Art of Discourse (2010)

Aaron Hill: Pizza Guy

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Quotes 

• Troy Barnes : Are you sure it's the name of my grade school and my favorite soft drink?

  Abed Nadir : Yup. Pretty sure.

  Troy Barnes : George Washington Lemon Fresca. That's a horrible porn name.

  Abed Nadir : I don't make the rules.

  Troy Barnes : What's yours?

  Abed Nadir : Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt.

  Troy Barnes : Oh, that's good. Hello, Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt. How many pornos have you been in?

  Abed Nadir : 6,012. How many pornos have you been in, George Washington Lemon Fresca?

  Troy Barnes : 2,019. It's my first week.

  Abed Nadir : Impressive.

  Troy Barnes : Thank you.

  Abed Nadir : You're welcome.

  Pizza Guy : [porn music plays]  Someone here order a pizza? Is it you guys? It has extra sausage.

  Troy Barnes : No.

  [Abed and Troy exit] 

  Pizza Guy : It's big and hot.

  Leonard : That's my pizza. But you took longer than 30 minutes, So I'm not paying.

  [playing electronic bass]