"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XXI (TV Episode 2010) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Kodos, Sideshow Mel, Operation Man, Colonel Ketchup, Crazy Es, Grampa Simpson, Man in Suit on Albatross, Krusty the Clown, Count Dracula

Count Dracula : Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm also a sucker for dixieland jazz.

[Plays jazz trumpet]

Edmund : You said you weren't bringing it.

Count Dracula : I said I might not.
Lisa Simpson : My boyfriend will be here. Remember not to be yourselves.

Homer Simpson : I know, I know. Don't serve anything with garlic, don't try to stab him in the heart with a stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein, it's racist somehow.
Edmund : Dad,I don't need a chaperone. I'm 400 years old.

Count Dracula : You live under my crypt, you follow my rules.

Edmund : You're tearing me apart!
Marge Simpson : Oh, Homey. What a great idea to take a cruise in uncharted waters.

Homer Simpson : Yeah. Charts are for squares, baby.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Kodos, Sideshow Mel, Operation Man, Colonel Ketchup, Crazy Es, Grampa Simpson, Man in Suit on Albatross, Krusty the Clown, Count Dracula