The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Real Housewives of Fat Tony (2011)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : That's a truffle.

  Bart Simpson : You're a truffle!

  Lisa Simpson : A truffle is a rare underground fungus that grows on the roots of trees.

  Bart Simpson : Leave it to you to make tree poop boring.

• Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! First in line. Brought you a gift bag.

  Bart Simpson : All that's left is banana Runts. That's the worst Runt. Back of the line, stranger.

  Homer Simpson : Huh?

  Lisa Simpson : We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.

  Bart Simpson : Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?

  Carl : Five bucks.

  Sideshow Mel : Ten bones.

  Chief Wiggum : Half a cheesesteak.

  Krusty the Clown : I'll perform at your birthday party. Sober.

  Chief Wiggum : Quarter of a cheesesteak.

  Groundskeeper Willie : A nest with a robin's egg.

  Chief Wiggum : The wrapper of a cheesesteak.

  Fat Tony : I bid one lollipop.

  Lisa Simpson : Sold, to the lowest bidder.

• Homer Simpson : [in line at the DMV]  Oh, I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, Dad, there's an arcade across the street, and there's really no point in all of us waiting in line.

  Homer Simpson : Hmm.

  [cut to him having fun at said arcade] 

  Bart Simpson : Oh, I was invited to that party.