The Simpsons (TV Series)

Love Is a Many Strangled Thing (2011)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Dr. Zander : Bart, I'm trying to get you to feel something for your father!

  Bart Simpson : I feel something for him. Here it comes.

  [he belches] 

  Dr. Zander : Why, you little...!

  [strangling him] 

  Dr. Zander : Ooh, this is a tough neck. Oh, it's so strong. It's like an oak.

  Homer Simpson : You see? You see how that boy pushes your buttons?

  Dr. Zander : We'll talk when he's dead!

• Bart Simpson : Can't talk now. Texting.

  Moe Szyslak : Ooh, a text. Heh. Let's see... text message for I.M. A. Weiner. As you can all see, I.M. A. Weiner.

  Barney Gumble : [the barflies all laugh]  I see it, Moe!

  Moe Szyslak : Why you... when I...

  [texting] 

  Moe Szyslak : "When I a hold of you..." Oh, damn it, I typed a 'F' and not a 'D'. Uh... delete, delete, delete, delete. Oh, crap, I just donated $20 to Haiti.

• Edna Krabappel : Bart Simpson. What would your father say if he knew what you were doing?

  Bart Simpson : He'd say, "I'm a grown man who's scared of my son."

  Edna Krabappel : I find that hard to believe.

  Bart Simpson : Oh yeah? Look.

  [points to Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : [writing "I'm a grown man who's afraid of his own son" on chalkboard]  How many more, sir?

  Bart Simpson : Fill the board, then wash my car.

  [Tosses set of keys at Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : But these are my keys!

  Bart Simpson : What was that?

  Homer Simpson : My keys... ter is ready for another whooping, sir.