The Simpsons (TV Series)

Love Is a Many Strangled Thing (2011)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.

  Homer Simpson : Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place.

• Homer Simpson : But I don't want to go to parenting class. All the other neglectful parents will make fun of me. They're so cliquey.

  Marge Simpson : You'll be all right. You always are.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, I miss my friends from drunk driving class. They were so cool.

• Marge Simpson : So whatever you did to my husband was too effective.

  Dr. Zander : Yes, one of the most common complaints about therapy.

• Marge Simpson : Homer, the game is right here.

  [points to football field inside stadium] 

  Homer Simpson : [chuckles]  Oh, that's right! I hope you kids are enjoying yourselves today, because you and your children will be paying for this place long after the team moves to another city.