The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Scorpion's Tale (2011)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [Looking inside an abandoned mine]  The legends are true!

  Milhouse Van Houten : Did you find gold?

  Bart Simpson : Better! The prospectors left naughty French postcards. Ooh-la-la!

  Nelson Muntz : That's fool's porn. I'll take them off your hands for ya.

  [Takes cards and goes behind a cactus] 

  Nelson Muntz : Ce si bon! Si bon! Si bon! And... remorse.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Move it along, Lisa. We have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Never get off the bus! Never get off the bus!