The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Brotherly Love (2010)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Rallo Tubbs : I need a real woman. There ain't a girl in our class with more than a A-cup. Heck, there ain't a girl in our class with more than a sippy cup.

• Terry Kimple : I'm sorry, Cleveland. I didn't want to hurt your feelings but the women who called specifically requested that you not come.

  Cleveland Brown : What? You must have misinterpreted them.

  Terry Kimple : They said, "Please do not bring the portly black gentleman." One woman was particularly repulsed by your stretch marks.

  Cleveland Brown : I have a child.

• Donna Tubbs : Rallo, are you bothering the big kids? Come here. I need to give you your diarrhea medicine.

  [Cleveland Jr. and Chanel laugh at Rallo] 

  Rallo Tubbs : [to Cleveland Jr]  You are in for a world of hurt, Buffalo Butt.

  Donna Tubbs : What did you call me?

  Rallo Tubbs : No, no, not you, Mama...

  [Donna grabs his ear] 

  Rallo Tubbs : Aahh!

• Cleveland Brown : I'm a pimp. Oh, I'm gonna go buy a pimp hat and a pimp suit some pimp shoes, maybe a pimp scarf.

  Terry Kimple : Pimp socks?

  Cleveland Brown : No one's gonna see my damn socks, you slut.

• Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, where did you get that huge wad of cash?

  Cleveland Brown : Can't a man sneak into his house in the middle of the night with a huge wad of unexplained cash without being nagged by his wife? Shoot.

• Contractor : [after there's a gas leak at Cleveland's house]  Leave the batteries in your carbon-monoxide detector from now on.

  Cleveland Brown : When your wife says she'll use it in front of you, you find some batteries.