Smallville (TV Series)

Kent (2011)

Ellie Harvie: Marge Manners

Quotes 

• Marge Manners : Oh, just as quaint on the inside. A turn-key, I hope.

  Lois Lane : Uh, who, what, when, and why?

  Marge Manners : [offering a business card]  Oh, Manners. Marge Manners. Smallville Real Estate. We may be small, but we sell big. Now, you live here with?

  Lois Lane : Soon-to-be.

  Marge Manners : Is he here?

  Lois Lane : No, he had an emergency in...

  [covering] 

  Lois Lane : ...the fields this morning. Big, something important.

  Marge Manners : A fireplace, how charming. Is it original to the house?

  Lois Lane : Oh, if you mean "old as hell", yes. And it has the soot buildup to prove it. I mean, this thing smokes like the dickens.

  Marge Manners : [heading upstairs]  I see. Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to take a look at the rest of the house on my own.

  Lois Lane : Oh, just be careful of the last step. It's a suicide ride. I mean, we can't get it to nail into place to save our lives, literally.

  [under her breath] 

  Lois Lane : Clark Kent, if I wasn't late, I would kick your bulletproof ass right now.