Smallville (TV Series)

Fortune (2011)

Justin Hartley: Oliver Queen

Quotes 

• Amos Fortune : You are an eyeful. You know, like the Tower in Paris. You put these other hothouse girls to shame.

  Oliver Queen : Thanks, man.

• Oliver Queen : How the hell did we end up here, anyway?

  Lois Lane : Oh, I have no idea. But in that green getup of yours, we're gonna stand up like a hooker in a church.

  Oliver Queen : [looks down and notice he's wearing a lime-green tuxedo jacket]  What?

  Lois Lane : Yeah.

  Oliver Queen : What is this?

• Oliver Queen : [to Lois]  We'll be lucky if we get out of here alive. I didn't exactly bring my Green Arrow gear to the bachelor party.

• Oliver Queen : I'm going to do whatever it takes to get you that ring back. Relax, all right? You're starting to do that twitchy thing that you do.

  Lois Lane : There's something stuck in my bra.

  Oliver Queen : That's not my territory anymore, all right?

  Lois Lane : [pulls gambling chip out of her bra]  Cha ching. Well, that's a first.

  [reads writing on chip] 

  Lois Lane : "Fortune Casino?"

  Oliver Queen : Let me see that. Oh look at that. Your Pointer Sisters just gave us our first clue as to where we were last night.

  Lois Lane : Yeah, right.

• Oliver Queen : Where you running off to so quick?

  Chloe Sullivan : What are you doing? I thought we were rendezvousing at your place later.

  Oliver Queen : You're leaving again, right?

  Chloe Sullivan : Oliver, I...

  Oliver Queen : It's okay, I can... I can read between the lines. Chloe, I never expected you to sit up in that ivory Watchtower for the rest of your life. I know better than that. I-I have something, uh...

  [he gives her a peice of paper; unfolding it, she sees it's the other half of her marriage certficate] 

  Oliver Queen : Now, I don't know what you're thinking, but... I hope it's not that you're gonna run off without your husband. You didn't take a job in my hometown for nothing.

• Lois Lane : Whoa, my head is pounding like a mosh pit. And my mouth tastes like armpit. Hey. What happened?

  Oliver Queen : I think the jury's still out, but, uh... I'd say we just survived the world's greatest bachelor party.

• Lois Lane : I was so close, I could have ripped my ring off his chubby little finger.

  Oliver Queen : Not really feeling your jewelry malfunction right now, you know?

  Lois Lane : It was so much more than that, Oliver.

  Oliver Queen : I know, I know, and now, in order to get out of this high-stakes poker game, we're gonna need a "get out of jail free" card. You see that pole over there? We're going there, okay?

  Lois Lane : A little tied up right now.

  Oliver Queen : You're a comedian.

• Lois Lane : I should have known all this bridal hoopla was way too good to be true. All my prenuptial bliss was just one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.

  Oliver Queen : Uh. Okay. All right. You should really ease up on yourself, Lois. You haven't ruined anything.

  Lois Lane : You still don't get it. I did not want to be the bride waving her freak flag down the aisle, okay? I... I wanted this to be perfect, not my normal mess.

  Oliver Queen : We're all a mess, okay? Let's be fair.

  Lois Lane : Not Clark. No. Clark would never lose his ring, okay? Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?

  Oliver Queen : [breaking out of his restraints]  Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?

  [freeing her] 

  Oliver Queen : You're free. All right, let's blow this pop stand.

  Lois Lane : No. We're not leaving without my ring.

  Oliver Queen : I thought we were... we were past that?

  Lois Lane : Well, we're not.

• Oliver Queen : My friend here, she... lost a ring last night. Do you have any idea...

  Head Bouncer : Your little card shark here? She bet her engagement ring, yeah.

  Oliver Queen : Oh.

  Lois Lane : Did I call it or did I call it?

  Head Bouncer : She's raking it in, trash-talking the boss. So we won the ring off her. Come on, let's go. I don't wanna take you for another ride.

• Oliver Queen : This $500 baby here means we were probably gambling last night. Knowing you? Blackjack, all right?

  Lois Lane : That's my game. I was three-time champ at Fort Dix. Oh, my god. What if I bet the ring?

  Oliver Queen : Oh, I don't think that would happen, Lois.

  Head Bouncer : [behind her]  I thought I told you never to come back here again.

  Oliver Queen : No kidding. Huh.

• Oliver Queen : Lois, we're gonna find them, okay? And Clark's with Chloe. He'll take care of her, too.

  Lois Lane : I know. I was just checking out my single hand, my no-longer-engaged hand.

  Oliver Queen : Lois, you're still engaged. Y-you may just have to let go of the ring. And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. My corporation, I may have lost it, but I'm gonna buy you an identical rock, okay? Problem solved.

  Lois Lane : I hate to break this to you, but the last thing I want to go around with for the rest of my life is a lie propagated by my ex-boyfriend.

  Oliver Queen : Oh.

  Lois Lane : The ring that Clark gave me was a symbol of our love, the symbol of our future together. It wasn't just any ring, it was *the* ring, the big kahuna. I waited my whole life to find somebody who would get this wacky world view and care enough to give me the ring, and the first thing I do is go and lose it.

  Oliver Queen : He's gonna understand, Lois. He always does.

  Lois Lane : We cannot tell Clark!

• Oliver Queen : Hey, you know what? I thought my drunken-blackout days were behind me. This is...

  Lois Lane : Tell me about it. You know, us Lanes can usually hold our liquor, but I don't have a single memory of my big night. So we'd better drop a line to Clark and Chloe. They'll be worried.

  Oliver Queen : [patting his jacket and searching his pants pockets]  Oopsie. You know what? I just realized something. When I... when I changed my pants, I think I forgot all the important things.

  Lois Lane : Yeah. My cell phone's gonzo, too. Which is a bummer, since this isn't exactly "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".

  Lois Lane : It's okay. It's all right. Y-You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna, uh, we're gonna find one of those infamous phone booths of yours, okay? And, uh, we're gonna call Clark. Everything's gonna be great.

  Lois Lane : Can't call Clark.

  Oliver Queen : Sometimes I don't understand why... what-what... what's the problem, huh?

  Lois Lane : [raising her hand]  My engagement ring is gone.