Glee (TV Series)

The Substitute (2010)

Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel

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Quotes 

• Kurt Hummel : Let's play a game! On the count of 3, we'll all say our favorite 2010 Vogue cover! 1... 2... 3!

  Kurt Hummel , Blaine Anderson : MARION COTILLARD!

  Blaine Anderson : Oh my god, yes!

  Kurt Hummel : Yes!

  Blaine Anderson : Yes yes yes! She's amazing!

  Kurt Hummel : Amazing!

• Kurt Hummel : I'm shaking, and it's either from low blood sugar or rage. I knew it was only a matter of time before Rachel tried to take over the Glee Club.

  [flashback] 

  Rachel Berry : [writing "ME" on the whiteboard]  Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence, I'd like to go around and ask everyone what solos they'd like to hear me perform at sectionals.

  Santana Lopez : [as the other kids restrain her]  All right, you know what? Let me at her!

• [Kurt is talking to Mercedes at their cafeteria table] 

  Kurt Hummel : Mercedes, trust me. Love is just around the corner.

  [Karofsky walks by] 

  Dave Karofsky : 'Sup, homo?

  [Karofsky winks at Kurt]