Glee (TV Series)

The Rocky Horror Glee Show (2010)

Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester

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• Sue Sylvester : Becky, that is the best Halloween costume I've ever seen.

  Becky Jackson : [Dressed up as Sue]  Thanks, Coach.

  Sue Sylvester : There's only one thing missing.

  [hands Becky a megaphone] 

  Sue Sylvester : Go scream at some fatties.

• Will Schuester : Sue, you set me up.

  Sue Sylvester : Hey, there, William. Root through anyone's personal belongings lately?

  Will Schuester : When were you planning on airing that?

  Sue Sylvester : Opening night. That's why I pre-taped it. Oh, I know you're furious, Will. But do you honestly believe anything I said was unreasonable?

  Will Schuester : Well...

  [he tries to think of something] 

  Will Schuester : No.

• Sue Sylvester : There are limits, Will. There is a line. And for reasons I suspect have nothing to do with your kids, you crossed it. You can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater, and you can't expose kids to material like this. Not on the taxpayers' dime.

  Will Schuester : Oh, please, Sue. They have the Internet. They are exposed!

  Sue Sylvester : Don't lead them to it. Don't make it okay. They're kids! And now more than ever, high school is a dangerous place, and it's our job to guide them through it safely. And we still get to torture them along the way. It's a fabulous system.

  Will Schuester : You're right. I... I'm pulling the show.

  Sue Sylvester : Wait. What?

  Will Schuester : I'm canceling the show. You were right. I was totally wrong.

  Sue Sylvester : Well, shouldn't you wait until opening night? I mean, the kids worked so hard...

  Will Schuester : Sorry, Sue,

  Sue Sylvester : [he stands to leave]  Hey, do it for the kids, Will. I need that local Emmy, Will!

• Sue Sylvester : What made you think you could get away with doing this show without my knowledge?

  Will Schuester : I didn't. I was hoping just to run out the clock until it was too late to stop us.

  Sue Sylvester : Who says I want to stop you? I appreciate how "Rocky Horror" pushes boundaries.

  Will Schuester : So you're not gonna fight us?

  Sue Sylvester : Perhaps not. I just want to be involved, Will. The arts matter.

• Rachel Berry : Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn.

  Will Schuester : We don't have a choice. He's late and he's not answering his phone. We gotta get this timing down, guys. And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue?

  Sue Sylvester : Opinions? These are my re-writes.

• Sue Sylvester : You know, Halloween is fast approaching. The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores, and go door to door, browbeating hardworking Americans into giving them free food. Well, you know what, western Ohio? We've lost the true meaning of Halloween. Fear. Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother's a demon who's been feeding them rat casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Children must know fear. Without, they won't know how to behave. They'll try Frenching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida. So moms, skip trick or treating this year, and instead sit your little toddler down and explain that daddy's a hungry zombie, and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to Mommy that you looked delicious. And that's how Sue sees it.