Glee (TV Series)

Special Education (2010)

Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams

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• Tina Cohen-Chang : We have a big problem.

  Artie Abrams : Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

• Artie Abrams : Just tell me why you would cheat on me.

  Brittany Pierce : I don't know. Why would I cheat on you? Is this, like, a Mad Lib or something?

  Artie Abrams : You cheated on me with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room.

  Brittany Pierce : When?

  Artie Abrams : When I was accusing you of adultery.

  Brittany Pierce : What does that have to do with me cheating?

  Artie Abrams : Adultery means cheating.

  Brittany Pierce : I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt. I didn't cheat on you. I did something much worse. I lost your magic comb. I don't know what happened. I had it in my pocket. And then I went to motocross practice, and then when I left, it was gone. That's why I've been avoiding you. I was so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance of winning, the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn't want to let you down, Artie.

  Artie Abrams : That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.

  Brittany Pierce : And you let me comb my hair with it?

• Rachel Berry : [fighting with Finn]  You know what? You guys are going to have to find somebody else to mindlessly harmonize in the background, because I'm not going on stage with him.

  Artie Abrams : Make that two subs. I'm not going out there with Brittany.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Me, either.

  Will Schuester : Enough! Listen to yourselves! I'm ashamed of you. Think back to where you were this time last year. In this room. No set list, no choreography. No chance in hell of winning, but you did win. Because you did it together. Look, I don't care if you guys hate each other. All I want is for you guys to go out there and sing together. Get up there, and for six minutes, remind yourselves that you're not alone.

• Artie Abrams : What are you afraid of? You're gonna be featured at sectionals. You should be happy.

  Brittany Pierce : I can't handle the pressure. I know I'm more talented than all of you; Britney Spears taught me that. It's just, I can't have whether we win or lose on my shoulders.

  Artie Abrams : B-but we all know you can do it.

  Brittany Pierce : And I know that I can't. Just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.