Castle (TV Series)
Poof, You're Dead (2011)
Stana Katic: Kate Beckett
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Quotes
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Richard Castle : The murder is here? At Drake's Magic Show?
Kate Beckett : Yep.
Richard Castle : I've been coming here since I was 13 years old. This place is a paradise for boys. Whoopee cushions, magic tricks, fake vomit.
Kate Beckett : It's not just for boys, Castle. My grandfather was an amateur magician, and I used to come here almost every Sunday afternoon when I was that age, too.
Richard Castle : [chuckles] Never picked you for a magic fan. You know any good tricks?
Kate Beckett : I do this one thing. With ice cubes.
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Richard Castle : Hey... X-ray specs. Got them at the magic shop... I can see... you naked.
Kate Beckett : Really? How do you like my navel ring?
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[Castle ends a phone call with his ex-wife Gina as Esposito, having just been in bed with Lanie, walks up]
Javier Esposito : What's up, Castle? How's it going?
Richard Castle : You want my advice? Never sleep with someone you work with.
[thinking Castle is talking about Lanie]
Javier Esposito : What? What do you mean?
Richard Castle : Trust me. It doesn't end well.
Javier Esposito : Who knows?
Richard Castle : Everyone knows.
Kate Beckett : [approaching] Everyone knows what?
Javier Esposito , Richard Castle : Nothing.
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[leaving interrogation after questioning a suspect]
Richard Castle : I don't know how Zalman did it. He must've lifted something from Jerome's pocket with a receipt from his weekend of sin.
Kate Beckett : Like this?
[Beckett holds up his cell phone]
Richard Castle : [gasps] You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again.
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[repeated line]
Kate Beckett : Alakazam, jackass.
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Richard Castle : Heading out?
Kate Beckett : Yeah. It's late.
Richard Castle : Motorcycle boy?
Kate Beckett : I really wish you would stop calling him that.
Richard Castle : Dr. motorcycle boy?
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[last lines]
Richard Castle : [having broken up with Gina] Hey, I wanted to say thanks for, um... not mentioning that article or asking what was going on.
[they get onto the elevator; Beckett magically conjures a bouquet of flowers]
Kate Beckett : Not a problem.
[she hands them over as the elevator doors close]
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Chuck Russell : Abracadabra!
[Disappears into box he was standing]
Kate Beckett : [opens box and pulls up Russell] Alakazam jackass