- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [the scientist's oath from the Science Dude's show] We see big stars, tiny atoms, too, because that is what scientists do! We get the facts, and say what's true, because that is what scientists do! We use our minds, embrace what's new, because that is what scientists do!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm sorry. I can't share my murder plans with you
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are dating a journalist. If in a post-coital haze you relayed my method, she might print it for killers everywhere to see.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right. Because you know, dismemberment and murder is my topic of conversation after sex.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's all right to vomit, Dude.
- Professor Bunsen Jude: When science gets icky it's all right to get si...
- [Jude grabs a bucket and vomits]
- Angela Montenegro: Because it's the dream of every kid in this country who likes science even a little bit.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, I'm not a kid, I'm a fully grown adult.
- Angela Montenegro: Ok, then do it for your inner child.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If you're referring to a fetus, I, unlike you am not currently pregnant.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Scary. You know what? You're scaring me right now
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because you know that if I did commit murder, you'd never be able to catch me.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth chuckles] I could catch you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. My plan is foolproof.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, now it's an actual plan?
- Caroline Julian: [after Booth lets LeBlanc go] What'd you do that for?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first.
- Caroline Julian: I hate when you're all adult and sensible. Give me a little bile and revenge. That's what I appreciate in a man.
- [Caroline leaves]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, what? Are you a defense lawyer now?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: A kind mind is a fine mind.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: She cut off his head. That wasn't an accident.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have no rebuttal for that statement.
- Caroline Julian: You assaulted a Federal Agent.
- Janet LeBlanc: He didn't identify himself as such. Besides he's a big boy. It's not like he can't handle a love tap or two.
- Angela Montenegro: If I have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Temperance.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are?
- Angela Montenegro: I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. Maybe it'll be her middle name. But - I want her to love you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You love me.
- Angela Montenegro: Yes, but not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. And this kid is half Hodgins, remember?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, "killed him dead" is redundant.
- Professor Bunsen Jude: But it's clear. And what do we say about clarity? It's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's very true.
- Caroline Julian: What'd you do? Duplicate the SIM card on her cell?
- Gregory Gering: No need. they go an app for that.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's right. See? Because I always get my man.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I am a woman.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I never thought of using paint stir sticks in place of ribs.
- Professor Bunsen Jude: Many common household items mimic the properties of human body parts. Like cantaloupe melons, pudding.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm not gonna ask about the pudding.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Looking at Jude's experiment] Oh good Lord.
- Professor Bunsen Jude: [Entering] I think I'm on to something.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa! You made a bazooka?
- Professor Bunsen Jude: If you mean potato bazooka, then yes.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [about the potato bazooka] Is this in any way safe?
- Professor Bunsen Jude: Strictly 18 and over. So I am out of my comfort zone.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I am so nervous. Anyone else nervous? You nervous? I'm nervous.
- Caroline Julian: What if she starts explaining human dissection to these kids?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's gonna be a problem.
- Camille Saroyan: The trajectory is a straight shot to the heart. Fatal.
- Professor Bunsen Jude: Which is sad... but amazing!