- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [showing Clark a 'tear vase' gift for Angela] Gave them to the Pharoah's slaves when they were buried with him in the pyramid.
- Dr. Clark Edison: To cry into?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Mmm. Cause they were so sad that the Pharoah was gone.
- Dr. Clark Edison: Oh, I'm thinking they were crying because they were slaves and they're being buried alive.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find it a little bit insulting that they think that I'd be available at the last minute.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you are.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, but they don't know that! And it's by choice - like you. It's a ridiculous holiday. The banks don't even close.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I agree with you there. It is a ridiculous holiday. I think I'll just end up at the shooting range. I mean, it seems fitting.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know I never thought of it that way. But yeah - yeah. That's right.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sounds like fun.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, look, I know you and Hannah broke up, but for most people Valentine's Day...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't want to finish that sentence!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. No, I don't.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's over, okay? Hannah and I are done. Moved on.
- Angela Montenegro: Okay, so what are you going to do?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing. Valentine's Day is not a holiday. It's made up by these greeting card companies and... florists.
- Angela Montenegro: Well, then maybe you should find somebody else who's doing nothing, and do nothing together.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Clark about Cam] Okay, look,
- [Hodgins clears his throat]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I want to get out of here as much as she does. I have to make this Valentine's Day one to remember, in case I forget one in the future.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because at exactly 6:45 PM, I am exiting this building to observe Valentine's Day with Paul.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, what if the murder isn't solved?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: People there is death in this world and there is romance. Today - death is the loser and romance wins.
- [Everyone cheers]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What about justice?
- [Angela slaps the back of Hodgins's head]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: So uh, Angela just said to me that because we're married, we don't have to be romantic.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Not true.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, yes. I know it's hard to believe but that is *exactly* what she said.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Married or not you still have to be romantic.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I knew it. She's testing me.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, no. She's not testing you. She's pregnant and her feet hurt. She may not feel up to initiating the romance. But if you don't, she'll never forgive you. It's the estrogen.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones is on her cellphone] No, it's not my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Booth] He thinks that you're my mother.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Loudly] Look, I'm not her mother!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to her cellphone] I-I don't have a mother. Could I phone you back to tell you no?... Thanks.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You've reached the age where every male must be treated as a perspective mate.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm not that much older than you and I have someone! I'm sorry. I'm on edge.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. You're correct.
- Warren Erickson: Sweetheart, I have been married four times. It's ridiculous to spend all this money on a wedding when it's probably not going to last anyway.
- Temperance Brennan: Exposed mastoid process and rounded frontal bones suggest female.
- Jack Hodgins: I think the bikini is a big hint too.
- Dr. Paul Lidner: Hello beautiful lady who works with the dead.
- [Paul hands Cam some roses]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh my God! And hello handsome man who works with - you're a gynecologist, Paul. I shouldn't finish this...
- Dr. Paul Lidner: Yeah. I understand.