The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Tell It to the Frogs (2010)

Jon Bernthal: Shane Walsh

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Quotes 

• [T-Dog volunteers to be the fourth man to go back and save Merle Dixon] 

  Shane Walsh : Now you're gonna risk three men, huh?

  T-Dog : Four.

  Daryl Dixon : [Daryl scoffs]  My day just gets better and better, don't it?

  T-Dog : You see anybody else here stepping up to save your brother's cracker ass?

  Daryl Dixon : Why you?

  T-Dog : You wouldn't even begin to understand. You don't speak my language.

  Dale Horvath : That's four.

• [Shane tells Lori and Carl they'll be begging for frog legs and that him and Carl will be heroes] 

  Shane Walsh : When you get down to that last can of beans, you're gonna be loving those frog legs, lady. I can see it now...

  Shane Walsh : [as Shane imitates Lori]  'Shane, do you think I could have a second helping, please? Please? Just one?'

  Lori Grimes : [Lori smiles]  Yeah, I doubt that.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane chuckles, looking to Carl]  Don't listen to her, man. You and me, we'll be heroes. We'll feed these folks Cajun-style Kermit legs.

  Lori Grimes : I would rather eat miss piggy. Yes, that came out wrong.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane laughs as Carl smiles]  Heroes, son, spoken of in song and legend. You and me, Shane and Carl.

• [Lori tells Shane that her family is off-limits to him from now on] 

  Lori Grimes : I'm sorry. Is there a gray area here? Let me dispel it. You stay away from me. You stay away from my son. You don't look at him. You don't talk to him. From now on, my family is off-limits to you.

  Shane Walsh : Lori, I don't think that's fair. I don't think that I deserve that...

  Lori Grimes : Shane, shut up. Don't! My husband is back. He is alive.

  Shane Walsh : He's my best friend. Do you think I'm not happy about that?

  Lori Grimes : [Lori gets in Shane's face]  How dare you? Why would you be? You are the one that told me that he died. You son of a bitch.

• [Rick tells Shane why he has to go back to save Merle Dixon] 

  Shane Walsh : Could you just tell me why? Why would you risk your life for a douchebag like Merle Dixon?

  Daryl Dixon : Hey, choose your words more carefully.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane looks to Daryl]  No, I did. Douchebag's what I meant. Merle Dixon... The guy wouldn't give you a glass of water if you were dying of thirst.

  Rick Grimes : What he would or wouldn't do doesn't interest me. I can't let a man die of thirst... Me. Thirst and exposure. We left him like an animal caught in a trap. That's no way for anything to die, let alone a human being.

• [Rick asks Daryl if he can have a calm discussion with him about his brother Merle] 

  Rick Grimes : I'd like to have a calm discussion on this topic. Do you think we can manage that? Do you think we can manage that?

  Shane Walsh : Hmm?

  Daryl Dixon : Mmm. Yeah.

  Rick Grimes : [when Shane lets Daryl go]  What I did was not on a whim. Your brother does not work and play well with others.

• [Shane offers to teach Carl how to catch frogs] 

  Shane Walsh : I will teach you to catch frogs.

  Carl Grimes : I've caught a frog before.

  Shane Walsh : I said frogs... Plural. And it is an art, my friend. It is not to be taken lightly. There are ways and means. Few people know about it. I'm willing to share my secrets.

  Lori Grimes : [Carl looks back at Lori]  Oh, I'm a girl. You talk to him.

  Shane Walsh : It's a one-time offer, bud... Not to be repeated.

• [Carl asks Shane why do they need frogs] 

  Carl Grimes : Why do we need frogs, plural?

  Shane Walsh : You ever eat frog legs?

  Carl Grimes : Eww!

  Shane Walsh : [Shane smirks]  No, yum!

  Lori Grimes : No, he's right. Eww.

• [the group sees Rick get out of the truck after they return from Atlanta] 

  Shane Walsh : How'd y'all get out of there anyway?

  Glenn Rhee : New guy... He got us out.

  Shane Walsh : New guy?

  Morales : Yeah, crazy Vato just got into town. Hey, helicopter boy! Come say hello. The guy's a cop like you.

  Rick Grimes : [when Shane sees Rick, Rick sees Lori and Carl, Rick whispers]  Oh, my god.

  Carl Grimes : [Carl screams, running up to his father, as Rick cries]  Dad! Dad!

• [Rick introduces himself to Daryl as Daryl finds out about his brother Merle] 

  Shane Walsh : There was a... There was a problem in Atlanta.

  Daryl Dixon : He dead?

  Shane Walsh : We're not sure.

  Daryl Dixon : He either is or he ain't!

  Rick Grimes : No easy way to say this, so I'll just say it.

  Daryl Dixon : Who are you?

  Rick Grimes : Rick Grimes.

  Daryl Dixon : Rick grimes, you got something you want to tell me?

• [Shane wrestles Daryl to the ground] 

  Daryl Dixon : You'd best let me go!

  Shane Walsh : Nah, I think it's better if I don't.

  Daryl Dixon : [Shane puts Daryl in a choke hold]  Choke hold's illegal.

  Shane Walsh : You can file a complaint.

• [Shane asks Rick why is he going to leave and forget about everybody else at the campsite] 

  Shane Walsh : So that's it, huh? You're just gonna walk off? Just to hell with everybody else?

  Rick Grimes : I'm not saying to hell with anybody... Not you, Shane... Lori least of all.

  Shane Walsh : Tell her that.

  Rick Grimes : She knows.

• [Carl continues to fidget as his mother Lori gives him a haircut] 

  Lori Grimes : Baby, the more you fidget, the longer it takes. So don't, okay?

  Carl Grimes : I'm trying.

  Lori Grimes : Well, try harder.

  Shane Walsh : If you think this is bad, wait till you start shaving. That stings. That day comes, you'll be wishing for one of your mama's haircuts.

  Carl Grimes : I'll believe that when I see it.

• [Shane and Dale finally turn off the car alarm to Glenn's stolen Mustang] 

  Shane Walsh : Are you crazy, driving this wailing bastard up here? Are you trying to draw every Walker for miles?

  Dale Horvath : I think we're okay.

  Shane Walsh : You call being stupid okay?

  Dale Horvath : Well, the alarm was echoing all over these hills. Hard to pinpoint the source. I'm not arguing. I'm just saying. It wouldn't hurt you to think things through a little more carefully next time, would it?

  Glenn Rhee : Sorry. Got a cool car.

• [Shane reminds Ed about the rules of keeping their fires low] 

  Shane Walsh : Hey, Ed, you want to rethink that log?

  Ed Peletier : It's cold, man.

  Shane Walsh : The cold don't change the rules, does it? Keep our fires low, just embers so we can't be seen from a distance, right?

  Ed Peletier : I said it's cold. You should mind your own business for once.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane walks over to Ed]  Hey, Ed... Are you sure you want to have this conversation, man?

  Ed Peletier : [Ed looks over to Carol]  Go on. Pull the damn thing out. Go on!

• [Daryl examines the dead Deer carcuss that the Deer-Walker killed] 

  Daryl Dixon : I've been tracking this deer for miles. Gonna drag it back to camp, cook us up some venison. What do you think? Do you think we can cut around this chewed up part right here?

  Shane Walsh : I would not risk that.

  Daryl Dixon : [Daryl sighs]  That's a damn shame. I got some squirrel... About a dozen or so. That'll have to do.

• [Shane looks in his bag to give Rick some Python bullets that he might have] 

  Shane Walsh : Hey, Rick, got any rounds in the python?

  Rick Grimes : No.

  Shane Walsh : Last time we were on the gun range, I'm sure I wound up with a few loose rounds of yours.

  Rick Grimes : You and that bag... like the bottom of an old lady's purse.

• [Shane gives Rick his only four Python rounds from his bag] 

  Shane Walsh : I hate that you're doing this, man. I think that it's foolish and reckless. But if you're gonna go, you're taking bullets.

  Rick Grimes : I'm not sure I'd want to fire a shot in the city, not after what happened last time.

  Shane Walsh : That's up to you. Well... Four men, four rounds. What are the odds, huh? Well, let's just hope that... Let's just hope four is your lucky number, okay?

  Rick Grimes : Thank you.

• [Carl prepares to help Shane catch frogs] 

  Carl Grimes : I'm not getting anything.

  Shane Walsh : Yeah. Being all wily, staying submerged. Little suckers, they know something's up. That's what's going on. Just going to have to do this the old-fashioned way. All right, little man, look. You are the... you are the key in all this, okay? All I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go after one of them, all right, scare the rest of them off. They're all gonna scatter. I'm gonna drive 'em your way, okay?

  Carl Grimes : [Shane stands up holding the bucket for the fish]  All right.

  Shane Walsh : What you need to do is you need to round up every bad boy you see, all right? Are you with me?

  Carl Grimes : [Shane starts to shout to pump Carl up]  Yeah. Yeah.

  Shane Walsh : Hells yeah. Give me your mean face.

  Shane Walsh : [both Shane and Carl growl]  Yes sir. Are you ready?

  Carl Grimes : Yeah!

• [Lori tells Shane to tell it to the frogs] 

  Shane Walsh : Lori, could you just wait up a sec? I think we should talk. We haven't had a chance...

  Lori Grimes : No, no, no. That's over, too. You can tell that to the frogs.

• [Shane threatens to kill Ed if he puts his hands on another woman again] 

  Shane Walsh : [after Shane pummels his fist into Ed's face]  You put your hands on your wife, your little girl or anybody else in this camp one more time, I will not stop next time. Do you hear me? Do you hear me!

  Ed Peletier : [Ed manages to murmur out]  Yes.

  Shane Walsh : I'll beat you to death, Ed.