"The Middle" Valentines Day II (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

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Quotes 

  • Mike Heck : All right! That's it! That's it! We're shutting it down. The party's over. Here we go. You guys shouldn't be celebrating Valentine's Day anyway because it's a scam cooked up by the greeting card companies. You know what you should be doing? You should be studying. 'Cause guess what they're doing in China right now? They are doing math, and they're learning how to be CEOs of greeting card companies so they can sell us Americans a heart-shaped load of crap!

  • Mike Heck : I know why you didn't say anything. You're too busy dating our son.

    Frankie Heck : What? That is not true. We went out a couple of times. We went shopping, we had a nice dinner, we got some ice cream... Oh my God, I'm dating our son.

  • [Brick is sorting out Valentine's Day cards for homework, and Mike grabs one from him] 

    Brick Heck : Not the one with the lion on it.

    Mike Heck : Whoa. What's the big deal about this one?

    [reading his card] 

    Mike Heck : "I like you and I'm not lion." Ha, ha. Someone spent four years in college to come up with that.

    Mike Heck : That one's for Autumn Wagner.

    Frankie Heck : Oooh. So who's Autumn Wagner?

    Brick Heck : She has pink lips, and can do three cartwheels... in a row!

    Mike Heck : Wow. No wonder she gets a lion valentine.

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