The Middle (TV Series)
Taking Back the House (2011)
Neil Flynn: Mike Heck
Quotes
-
Brick Heck : Wait, who's the lion?
Mike Heck : I am. I'm the lion. I'm the lion in ALL of the stories.
-
Axl Heck : This is unfair. You're parents. It's your job to put your kids first.
Mike Heck : Who says?
Axl Heck : I'll tell you who says. "The Giving Tree". You're the ones who read us the book. The tree gave up all its leaves and - and its apples and its branches, and it let the little boy cut it down so it could be a canoe. And it didn't complain and go nuts and kick anyone off the TV. It wanted to be a stump. It was happy!
-
Brick Heck : I looked up "Moby Dick", the hard edition.
Mike Heck : Uh, you didn't.
Brick Heck : And you can't believe what came up.
Mike Heck : Oh, I'm afraid we can.
Brick Heck : All these first editions and stuff.
Frankie Heck : Oh, see?
Mike Heck : Oh, good for you, Brick.
Frankie Heck : That's what the Internet is for - books.
Brick Heck : Oh, and then I met some guy online who wants to meet me at the park.
[leaves]
Frankie Heck : Maybe we should have taken him to the library.