Modern Family (TV Series)
Mother's Day (2011)
Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker
Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : How was your day with my dad?
Phil Dunphy : Awkward, actually. He, um... he cried a little.
Claire Dunphy : My dad?
Phil Dunphy : Shh!
Mitchell Pritchett : Dad what?
Claire Dunphy : He cried.
Phil Dunphy : No, I didn't say he cried!
Cameron Tucker : Who cried?
Mitchell Pritchett : My dad.
Phil Dunphy : Stop!
Cameron Tucker : Why would you make Jay sob like that?
Phil Dunphy : I didn't make him sob! He teared up when I found this poem he wrote for his mom as a boy.
Claire Dunphy , Mitchell Pritchett , Cameron Tucker : Aw!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [entering] What is "aw"?
Mitchell Pritchett : Phil saw Dad cry.
Cameron Tucker : Jay misses his mama.
Phil Dunphy : Everybody stop!
Jay Pritchett : [entering] Is anybody hungry?
[seeing everybody looking at him weirdly]
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You cried for your mommy.
Jay Pritchett : Oh, crap. I did not.
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Cameron Tucker : There's nothing gays hate more than when people ...
Cameron Tucker , Mitchell Pritchett : Treat us like women.
Cameron Tucker : We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower; we don't have a time of the month; we don't love pink.
Mitchell Pritchett : You love pink.
Cameron Tucker : No, pink loves me.
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Cameron Tucker : Look at us; I could snap you like a twig.
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, every once in awhile, you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know that it bothers me.