Modern Family (TV Series)
Princess Party (2011)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett
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Quotes
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Cameron Tucker : [holding up two pairs of clown shoes] Okay, gun to your head, which pair should I wear?
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, gun to my head? I'd say... pull the trigger.
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Claire Dunphy : So, where is she? Where's Mom?
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell Pritchett : I thought she was coming with you.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since, let's see... oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Claire Dunphy : Yeah.
Mitchell Pritchett : No, my God!
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning, left a cute little note that said 'Having breakfast with Robbie'.
Jay Pritchett : What the hell is she doing? He's half her age.
[Mitchell and Claire stare at him and Gloria]
Jay Pritchett : Don't say it.
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Mitchell Pritchett : [Claire starts to yell at Dede at the party] Claire, Claire! Not now. Not now. Not now. No, stop please!
Claire Dunphy : She accused me of trying to steal my old boyfriend from her!
Mitchell Pritchett : ... okay fine, but make it quick.
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Mitchell Pritchett : [about Claire's old boyfriend Robbie] You know, I never liked that guy. He used to always put me in a headlock. It is amazing the freaks we used to date.
Cameron Tucker : [comes in wearing a jester costume] Ello, Guv'nor!
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Mitchell Pritchett : God, look at this place. Everybody's traumatized. We need somebody to pump some life back into this party.
Cameron Tucker : I got this. I'll go in and turn on some music, bring out the cupcakes, pump up the bubble machine.
Mitchell Pritchett : Or...
Cameron Tucker : Is that a roundabout way of saying a certain clown can come to the party?
Mitchell Pritchett : I was wrong. Every kid wants a clown for a dad.
Cameron Tucker : [Chirpy] Ih! You just made a little girl very happy!
Mitchell Pritchett : Yes, well I can see that.
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Cameron Tucker : I don't know. I think the whole idea of needing a prince to come along and make you happy sends the wrong message, Mitchell, I really do.
Mitchell Pritchett : Really? And a grown man pulling boxers out of his mouth doesn't?