The Closer (TV Series)
High Crimes (2010)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
Quotes
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Chief Tommy Delk : Did you just say "hippies" and "Mary Jane?"
Louie Provenza : Yes, I did.
Chief Tommy Delk : How old are you?
Louie Provenza : Six chiefs and counting.
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Louie Provenza : You can't be serious.
Chief Tommy Delk : Do I look high to you?
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Louie Provenza : I know... I know it's shocking to find drug dealers shooting each other over money Next thing you know, husbands will be killing their wives for being unfaithful. Ooo, what a world.
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Sam Dodson : Shea's Lounge. It's a... kind of our showpiece strain. Nobody else had it. It's a 40% indica/60% sativa hybrid. It's like a cross between Skywalker and Super Skunk with a little ruderalis thrown in to reinforce the THC content. Shea created it.
Louie Provenza : Did he apply for the Nobel Prize?
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Mike Tao : See, Provenza? A lot of 'em aren't hippies!
Louie Provenza : Yeah, well, I promise you, Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, there's a tie-dyed shirt.
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Brenda Leigh Johnson : [viewing robbery footage] They wait for someone to leave. Why don't they enter directly?
Buzz Watson : Most marijuana dispensaries have electronic security doors that only unlock from the inside.
Louie Provenza : And you know this because...?
Buzz Watson : My mom has a prescription for pot.
Brenda Leigh Johnson : Oh. What's wrong with her?
Buzz Watson : She has insomnia and glaucoma. I-I have to guide her to the door sometimes.
Andy Flynn : Ever buy anything?
Julio Sanchez : How do you think he got the name "Buzz?"