- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
- Philip J. Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: In your time, yes. But nowadays... shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults whom I've killed for their stem cells.
- Bender: Yeah, we're back.
- [All cheer]
- Hermes Conrad: Sweet coincidence of Port-Au-Prince! We're back on Earth!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Of course! That was the Panama Wormhole, the universe's central transportation channel
- Dr. Zoidberg: [Chuckles] How humorous.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Yes, it's sort of a comedy central channel, and we're on it now.
- Amy Wong: [after a pause] I get it!
- [the Hypnotoad is shown on screen]
- Bender: On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if "Futurama" were never cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One... two...
- [snaps fingers]
- Turanga Leela: [Wakes up from her coma] Bender, shut the hell up!
- [Everyone stands shocked; Bender starts overheating]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Bender, stop shutting the hell up!
- [Fisrt lines of episode: Professor Farnsworth looks as if he's working on some experiment, and Fry comes in with his hair in an afro like in "Hell is Other Robots"]
- Philip J. Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Okay.
- Philip J. Fry: That's all.
- [slicks his hair back]
- Philip J. Fry: Oh, also, I'm covered with severe burns.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: So? What of it?
- Philip J. Fry: Well, why is... those things?
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
- Philip J. Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Can you call the time and declare the patient legally dead?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Can I? It's my specialty.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [examining Leela] Something's wrong! She's not responding to my poking stick.
- Turanga Leela: The truth is, Fry, I still have feelings for you. But are they really my feelings? Am I just an automaton or can a machine of sufficient complexity legitimately achieve consciousness?
- Philip J. Fry: I agree.
- Turanga Leela: It's amazing. It's like I'm looking at an exact robot replica of myself.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: That is what you're looking at.