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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Philip J. Fry : Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : In your time, yes. But nowadays... shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults whom I've killed for their stem cells.
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Bender : Yeah, we're back.
[All cheer]
Hermes Conrad : Sweet coincidence of Port-Au-Prince! We're back on Earth!
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Of course! That was the Panama Wormhole, the universe's central transportation channel
Dr. Zoidberg : [Chuckles] How humorous.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Yes, it's sort of a comedy central channel, and we're on it now.
Amy Wong : [after a pause] I get it!
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Turanga Leela : [Wakes up from her coma] Bender, shut the hell up!
[Everyone stands shocked; Bender starts overheating]
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Bender, stop shutting the hell up!
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[Fisrt lines of episode: Professor Farnsworth looks as if he's working on some experiment, and Fry comes in with his hair in an afro like in "Hell is Other Robots"]
Philip J. Fry : Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Okay.
Philip J. Fry : That's all.
[slicks his hair back]
Philip J. Fry : Oh, also, I'm covered with severe burns.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : So? What of it?
Philip J. Fry : Well, why is... those things?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You mean you don't remember?
Philip J. Fry : Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
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Zapp Brannigan : Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my victory yodel.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Can you call the time and declare the patient legally dead?
Dr. Zoidberg : Can I? It's my specialty.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : [examining Leela] Something's wrong! She's not responding to my poking stick.
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Turanga Leela : The truth is, Fry, I still have feelings for you. But are they really my feelings? Am I just an automaton or can a machine of sufficient complexity legitimately achieve consciousness?
Philip J. Fry : I agree.
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Turanga Leela : It's amazing. It's like I'm looking at an exact robot replica of myself.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That is what you're looking at.
