Camel Spiders (2011 TV Movie)

Michael Bernardi: Jeff

Quotes 

• Patty : Well, how come you don't want a gun?

  Jeff : I'm a pacifist. Chicks dig it. So I don't need a picture of me holding an M-16 showing up on Facebook.

  Patty : I'm sure that's the least of your worries right now.

  Jeff : Why do I need a gun for when I have a real-life GI Joe protecting me?

  Patty : You know, if sarcasm worked better on bugs than bullets, then you'd be the first person I'd call.