- Cameron Tucker: I mean, when Mitchell made plans with his father, I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria? I've always wanted to be good friends with her. On paper, we should be good friends. Look at us: one spicy, curvy diva...
- Mitchell Pritchett: And Gloria.
- Alex Dunphy: I know what Luke's problem is. He's got ADHD.
- Luke Dunphy: No I don't! What is it?
- Alex Dunphy: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I got to -
- [Luke walks away]
- Alex Dunphy: - the 'H'.