Mad Men (TV Series)

Hands and Knees (2010)

Vincent Kartheiser: Pete Campbell

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Quotes 

• Pete Campbell : Why did you fill out the form?

  Don Draper : Megan did. And I signed it without looking because that's what I do.

• Pete Campbell : [Pete and Don are in the elevator discussing the fact that two FBI men have initiated a background check on Don]  If you're asking me if he knows how to keep a secret - he works for the Department of Defense.

  Don Draper : But he talks to you.

  Pete Campbell : It's going to be OK. I was thinking about this. And I know it'll be uncomfortable, but if we have to, we can ride it out.

  Don Draper : Are you crazy?

  Pete Campbell : This many years later? It must be past the statute of limitations.

  Don Draper : It's desertion. There's no statute of limitations.

  Pete Campbell : I thought nobody cared about these things.

  Don Draper : What am I supposed to do?

  Pete Campbell : I don't know. You've been doing it for years. I don't have to live with your shit over my head.

  [Don starts to leave the elevator and Pete grabs his arm] 

  Pete Campbell : You know, I signed this account after you disappeared in California. It's three years, but I've grown it from cocktails to $4 million.

  Don Draper : Get rid of it.