Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Ixnay on the Oggie Day (2010)

Frances Fisher: Priscilla Honeycutt

Quotes 

• Priscilla Honeycutt : I'd like to make another appointment.

  Alan Harper : Sure. What were you thinking? Maybe next week?

  Priscilla Honeycutt : Tonight.

  Alan Harper : Tonight? Oh, gloriosky! We close up at five.

  Priscilla Honeycutt : [Handing him a card]  So I can expect you at my house at nine.

  Alan Harper : Oh, gee, I don't do housecalls.

  [She hands him a big wad of cash] 

  Alan Harper : Per se!