Quotes
-
Pam : Come on, Ms. Archer, you've been in there ten hours. Meet us halfway, and Kreiger will let you out of there.
Dr. Krieger : Or else he'll crank up the heat again.
Cheryl : I love that you know how to do that.
Dr. Krieger : And I love that I have an erection that didn't involve homeless people
-
Pam Poovey : You hear that, Miss Archer? We're all on board for the big win-win out here.
Malory Archer : Well I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger!
Doctor Krieger : Okay!
Cheryl Tunt : Oh, my God, yes!
Malory Archer : Yes! Go ahead, crank up the heat. I'm as naked as the day I was born.
Doctor Krieger : Oh, yes!
Pam Poovey : Naked or not!
Cyril Figgis : Well, don't keep saying it.
Pam Poovey : You can't stay in there forever.
Malory Archer : Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked, and I've got half a lime, and almost... nearly two-thirds of a half-gallon of
[bottle breaks]
Malory Archer : ... Shit.
Pam Poovey : Now we've got her!
Malory Archer : Ha! I'll suck it right off this grimy linoleum before I give into you belly-achers. You've got nothing!