NCIS (TV Series)

Jurisdiction (2010)

Cote de Pablo: Ziva David

Quotes 

• Ziva David : This looks like David Jones' locker.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *Davy* Jones. He used to sing with the Monkees.

  Ziva David : ...Real monkeys?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I envy your brain sometimes.

• [last lines] 

  Ziva David : I *do* have friends.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Really? Then what are you doing with me watching a movie on a Friday night at work?

  Ziva David : You are my friend.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Really?

  Ziva David : ...No. My date cancelled.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Mine, too.

• CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Andrea Mavrey said she never met Jensen.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : She was lying.

  CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Jensen got into it to con the doctor, but it turned into something else - something with Mrs. Mavrey.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : The real treasure's the millions Mavrey took out of the bank.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait a minute. You're saying the widow and the stud diver - they - they did it together? Ziva, did you hear that?

  Ziva David : [exasperated]  Yes.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [smug]  Yes, what?

  Ziva David : [defeated]  Yes, I heard the wife did it, Tony. Okay yes, you are a genius!

  CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Okay, question. Where would you hide a lot of money if you were afraid your house could be seized?

  [Confident and cheerful] 

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [slams desk like a game show buzzer]  Not in my house!