Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Found Your Moustache (2010)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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• Charlie Harper : [Asking for advice about what to do about Chelsea]  So, what? I'm supposed to just go about my business, hoping that one day she shows up and says, "I'm back"?

  Tom : Or, you can do like me and Ed did.

  Ed : Change teams.

  Tom : A lot easier livin' with a man than a woman.

  Ed : Tom and I watch the same TV shows. We like the same food.

  Tom : You don't have to leave the room to fart.

  Ed : You don't have to, but it sure would be a nice idea.

• Charlie Harper : [Uncomfortable when Tom and Ed start to fight]  Maybe I should go.

  Tom : No, no, no! Sit down. Finish your beer.

  Ed : Yeah, we're just sparrin'.

  Tom : I love this broken down son of a bitch.

  Ed : Oh, for God's sake! Don't gay it up in front of company.

• Alan Harper : [Sitting in a cinema]  You agreed that if I paid for the tickets, we can see what I want to see.

  Charlie Harper : That's because I didn't actually think you could scrape together 18 bucks without stopping at a blood bank!

• Alan Harper : Its been three weeks since you and Chelsea broke up. You need to move on.

  Charlie Harper : Says the guy who still carries around a naked picture of his ex-wife.

  Alan Harper : I bought those boobs! I have the right to look at them once in a while!

• Charlie Harper : Catch up! Catch up! You're gonna lose her!

  Alan Harper : Relax, this is not the first woman I've surreptitiously followed while honoring the letter of a restraining order.

• Alan Harper : Oh, damn. I'm out of gas.

  Charlie Harper : How could you be out of gas?

  Alan Harper : I don't know. I just put three dollars in the other day!

  Charlie Harper : Three dollars?

  Alan Harper : Actually, 2.50. I bought a Milky Way.